ericfuckingrandall:

spwncar:

hiddenshipthatsailsawy:

Because I just sort-of told the NCSU one, I thought I’d post an entire list.

>How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.

How many High Point students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. 

How many UNC-Chapel Hill students does it take to change a light bulb? 
One - he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him. 

How many NC State students does it take to change a light bulb? 
Three - one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill. 

How many Western Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb? 
None - Cullowhee doesn’t have electricity. 

How many Appalachian students does it take to change a light bulb? 
The whole student body, there’s nothing better to do on weekends. 

How many Methodist College students does it take to change a light bulb? 
None - downtown Fayetteville looks better in the dark. 

How many Gardner-Webb University students does it take to change a light bulb? 
Two - one to throw the old one in the cow pasture and the other to drive to Shelby to get a new bulb. 

How many Davidson students does it take to change a light bulb? 
Four - one to change the bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League school if they had wanted to. 

How many Wake Forest students does it take to change a light bulb? 
Two - one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. 

How many Elon College students does it take to change a light bulb? 
None - that’s what maids are for. 

How many East Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb? 
Just one, but it takes six years! 

ha. I want to see what a UNCC one says

There isn’t a UNCSA one. :(

Haha. Elon.